Canada has a law that can put you in prison for blasphemous libel. The definition of blasphemy includes “irreverence toward something considered sacred or inviolable” and “the act of claiming the attributes of a deity”.
So, apparently they could lock me up for saying “Holy me!” if a trier of facts considered that blasphemy and I were not, in good faith, attempting to establish an argument that we would be better off without this law.
![Section 296 of the Canadian Criminal Code - Blasphemous Libel](http://www.tenbergen.ca/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/IMG_20151017_183040-e1445124872824.jpg)